fuck spending halloween by Myself i’m going to go out and get possessed

thebootydiaries:

can’t stop thinking about that interview where the guy is like “what’s your favourite chick flick?” and robert pattinson goes “chicken run”

grandpaq:

1000watttwat:

tarynel:

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .